What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:03

From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
Goldfinger
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.